Sunday 27 May 2012

Stevenson-Hamiltion's Ghosts


Stevenson-Hamilton’s Ghosts

I would guess for most Guides that have chosen a life far away in the breathtaking beauty of our parks and private reserves, their journey along this chosen path would have begun with a seed planted somewhere in their past. That seed would found its way through a myriad of floodwater's, drainage lines and waterways before settling in a patch of fertile soil that would forever be their base, somewhere that was permanently etched into their soul.

My seed into my chosen passion without doubt had made its way from the apparent hustle and bustle of Joburg’s suburbs down the escarpment along the ample drainage lines of the Lowveld eventually finding its home on the banks of Kruger’s great rivers.

Somewhere underneath the branches of the magnificent Sycamore Figs with their leopard inviting rotund braches and the deep dark bark of its Jackalberry trees my heart was sold forever.

Moving through Kruger on a late May morning with winter knocking hard on its door Kruger’s Majesty is clear to see...The augmented leaves of the Red Bushwillow blanketing the Lowveld Catena with their brilliant hue of reds, oranges and yellows betraying the presence of Kudu looking to profit from the last of the leaves nutrition.

Along a dusty track skirting the edge of the Biyamiti River you are greeted by a grove of ancient Apple Leafs and Knobthorn’s their sacrificial branches reaching out like welcoming old friends. These giant guardians of the river then open up revealing the Biyamiti’s pale alluvial soil hiding a pride of narcoleptic lions resting in the shadows of Wild Date Palms. 

Kruger is a visceral experience something you smell, hear and taste the musky smell of the White Rhino’s fermented middens attacking your senses with their earthy notes.You drive down a corrugated dirt road dipping into a drainage line from one of the river’s quartzite crags, the inviting smell of the Potato Bush drifts through your window offering you soul food of the potato soup for the soul variety. 

You coast along the girth of the Sabie River....large pods of portly sunbathing hippo’s dive into its chilly perennial waters scaring the daylights out of Water Monitors and Saddlebilled Storks alike, old Buffalo “daggaboys” sneakily preside over the Phragmites reed beds waiting to accost someone or something.

Everything in Kruger seems to have some ancient tale or relation... the ancient Leadwood’s with bark the texture of the grand old Elephants that rub off Kruger’s eon old mud onto its conveniently rough trunk.
Kruger’s landscape is littered with long deceased remains of these old Leadwood’s with their cold dead branches eerily reaching up into the Lowveld’s pale blue sky acting like the ghosts of Col. Stevenson Hamilton himself presiding over what he first established more than a hundred years ago.

In a fortnight I return permanently to the Greater Kruger area, it’s clear to me that my heartwood like that of the colossal trees of this area is firmly rooted in Kruger’s archaic soil.

Monday 7 May 2012

Elephants by Perigee Moon



For the person for whom small things do not exist, the great is not great.”

When it comes to super moons and mega pachyderms surely not a truer word can be spoken. For the most part a trip from the lodge to our guide accommodation is a stitch in time something filling the gap between the last lantern being blown out and our tired eyes crashing into a pillow.

These are the smaller things of our passion so often overlooked I often think in the times where sleep may take preference over a Sneaky Civet or an ever Evasive Honey Badger so much is missed.

So when nature offers up something quite unreal such as this week’s Perigee Moon the smaller things such as a simple drive from the lodge to a comfy bed is bound to offer up something quite magical.

The Moon rise on that evening’s drive was something quite spectacular with a fantastic red hue and a very impressive girth as it rose over the Kransberg on the southern side of Marakele. After a fairly short night of hosting, our Chef Jessie and I were beating a hasty retreat to our accommodations in the Kameeldraai section of the reserve.

Rounding a corner the familiar sound of cracking timber gave away the forward legions of a rather large breeding herd of Elephant. The breeding herds in this area of Marakele are well known for their skittish and somewhat testy temperaments so I was quite pleasantly surprised when the bulk of the herd started to appear in a clearing at a big four way junction. With the super moon bursting with light in the middle of the sky, the scene was completely surreal with the engine and lights off we were comfortably positioned as the 30 odd group moved out into the open.

Atypical of herds in the area they appeared completely relaxed with not even a sign of a head raised in disgust. They casually moved past uttering their completely soothing rumbles and communications’. With us in the middle of them out popped a barley week old calf still questioning it’s confidence to leave it’s mothers side the moonlight giving the scene an almost mystical quality and as soon as they arrived they vanished into the misty opaque bush. The straggling bulls then began to slowly melt into open area as if they themselves were walking on the pillows my head had so desired a few minutes earlier. The procession of bulls gave clear indication of the complexities of Elephant pecking orders with the rambunctious younger boys leading the charge after the ladies followed by the ever so cool adolescents with their usual indigence for anything with four wheels. Then as if a spell was cast, silence fell on the open area as a Monstrous Bull entered the scene. With this big chap entering the fray displaying full musth the younger and smaller bulls seemed to simply realise the king was present and not wanting to be in the wrong end of some Ele. discipline simply gave way to his majesty.

Just as soon as it had begun it was over, them leaving us with one last trumpet echoing through the valleys of the Kransberg. There in the spectacular Perigee moonlight we were left contemplating the magnificent moment that a small and seemingly insignificant trip home could offer.

Thursday 25 August 2011

Civilisation..De-Evolved. (Rhino Poaching)


RHINO POACHING!!......... the two words have the become  an expletive of the worst kind the most terrible swear word,  a cuss that sadly in 2011 gets used each and every day!
As I type this we have to date lost 279 Rhino’s in SA this year, this on the back of the 333 lost in 2010. There is huge public outcry, publicity, public sympathy and disgust but the carnage continues unabated and intensifies daily as was witnessed in the Western Cape last weekend and sadly even today in Limpopo!!!

I want to write about this from the eyes and ears of guides like myself across reserves in SA and elsewhere in Africa. We sit in a situation as guides where the topic of poaching comes up (rightfully so) on every single drive, walk or fireside chat! As a guide it’s a heartbreaking scenario to be discussing the brutality and nonsensical wholesale slaughter of these placid 30 million year old animals while sitting enjoying sightings of these ever dwindling rhino instead of discussing the majesty of them.
As a guide I do see it as my responsibility to address these issues and bring the matter and its facts to the attention of our visitors.  The facts such as the utter insanity of the beliefs in the falsified medicinal purpose and that is has gone way beyond the stereotypically ridiculous aphrodisiac properties of the Rhino’s keratin based horn.
How can we fight this pandemic when countries political leaders such as Vietnam’s are claiming its cancer curing properties? A point also worth being emphasised is that the demand is not only coming from a single source but many Asian countries....China only being one of them. The Rhino’s current peril being brought on by the new economic affluence of their previously poverty ridden populations.
We all know the current facts of the organised crime involvement and the involvement of vets and more recently and very sadly the involvement of rangers. With Rhino horn currently fetching $60 000.00 US per kilogram maybe the old saying should be changed from absolute power corrupts absolutely to...money & greed corrupt absolutely.
Where is our government in all of this?......what is being done?  Where is C.I.T.E.S (The Convention for the International Trade in Endangered Species)?
Realistically the solution to the Rhino disaster can surely only be a political one! As was the case with the Elephant slaughter it was only brought under some form of control by the outright ban in ivory trade in 1989 by C.I.T.E.S.
Surely sometime somewhere there would need to be a debate on the possible solution to this devastating problem. The two schools of thought being...A sustainable trade in Rhino horn as  a possible solution or will it lead to the exploitation of the horn by unscrupulous people or even worse governments or  will a outright ban solve and regulate this problem. The current hunting permit situation relating to the legal hunting of Rhino’s is an outrageous farce as has been witnessed with the recent arrests of some pretty despicable individuals.
How long will it take the organs of state to address this decimation? The world’s wildlife protection agencies seem to be hampered by insane and never ending bureaucracy!!
As you can see all we seem to be left with is question after question!
There may be this perception that this sort of utter ruthless annihilation of animals of this kind to be fairly new we may think that this sort of thing can be compared to the near decimation of Elephants in the 60’s,70’s,80’s....sadly even that was not the beginning. In fact as the human race we can go back as far as 300BC where Arab traders spurred on by the advent of the slave trade were responsible for the brutal killing untold numbers of Elephants and other animals. Since then many many more..tens of millions have died at the hands of the “INTELLEGENT APE” all of the seemingly mindless killing brought about to feed our incessant GREED!!
Greed being at the forefront of what is fuelling the current poaching lunacy...the question must surely be asked as a species do we really consider ourselves civilised?
We have applauded ourselves on how far we have come since 300BC, the progress we have made as a species, but have we progressed at all because from my angle it seems to me.....
Civilisation has DE-EVOLVED!!
Visit............www.stoprhinopoaching.com

Tuesday 9 August 2011

Ostrich Interuptus..(PG13)


It has to be said..as Field Guides we get to witness an amazing amount of truly spectacular animal behaviour and out of this world wildlife sightings. Sometimes however we get to separate ourselves from the factual serious side of animal behaviour and enjoy the lighter side of nature.

The perceptions of visitors to our various game reserves can be so remarkably different to our own and sometimes it's these perceptions that make for the most memorable of bush experiences as was the case with this specific incidence.

Now the story might begin with the tone of a bar room joke told after way too many cheeky ones but in this case it's a true one so here goes.... So a male Ostrich a Wildebeest and a female Ostrich are walking through the bush.....

With the morning drive nearing an end I was making my way back to the lodge when we came across the three rather random looking animals mentioned above. We had interrupted a male Ostrich in the process of his lavish and somewhat balletic mating dance, the poor chap was in the process of trying to woo the somewhat more drab looking and completely disinterested female in the distance. Strangely enough the said random wildebeest had found himself in the middle of the honeymoon suite and was about to get caught between the two avian lovers, rather a funny sight it must be said, as attested to by the guest comments in the video.

The male Ostrich who had now spotted his opportunity and made a bee line for the female who was oblivious to his approach. The male then walked right passed the not so wily Wildebeest..I  may have been a little more worried if I was in the Wildebeests shoes...the rather randy Ostrich that is also not known for a remarkable intellectual capacity may well have made a clerical error. Luckily for the ruminant that wasn't the case and the male passed by without incident. Whatever level of dance ability the male showed seemed to have impressed the female and she allowed the male his moment in the sun...so to speak.

Above all else the guest’s perceptions and general humour while the act was going on truly made for a memorable sighting. At one stage while the male was going about his duties with much diligence the female promptly began feeding...surely a most demoralising act for any male, as you can imagine this brought on hysterical laughter from the back row....(it's always the back row)!.


                            Video By Guest Shane Brooking...edited by yours truly.
Having completed the task at hand the male then promptly dismounted and without as much as a thankful backward glance was off seeking his next conquest, leaving the female with what can only be imagined as a "dam men" look on her face.

Then to his credit my guest the "filmmaker" panned back to the Wildebeest now looking at us with a rather enquiring look as if to say "what the hell just happened??"

I will always be left with the thought.....what on earth was going through the Wildebeest's mind?....but then again being a Wildebeest probably not a hellava lot.

Tuesday 2 August 2011

Murder Most Foul

We have all heard the stories, told the stories & stated the facts about the Bushbuck....the meek, mild, timid and shy antelope with an almost Jekyll & Hyde personality. We always share with guests this underwhelming spiral horned antelope's more sinister side..How many hunters have been on the wrong side of their sabre like horns....the tales of the poacher that under estimated Bambi in the snare and ended up head butted out of his shoes and off to meet his maker?

In reality however when most visitors encounter the Bushbuck on their game drives or walks they certainly can't be blamed for being at least a little sceptical of these tales and of the bushbuck’s unchained aggression in certain circumstances. After this morning’s drives the sceptical amongst my guests will never again be left wondering as to the validly of interpretations of Bushbuck's darker side.

Receiving a radio call that a colleague had located a crash of five White Rhino early in the drive I made to the area. Sadly as is often the case as I entered the sighting and by passed two Bushbuck rams casually feeding nearby, without giving them a second glance! Little did I know this seemingly uninteresting sighting would become the sighting of the day and possibly the month!

While viewing the rhino's I pointed out to the guests what looked to be a fairly normal territorial dispute between the said Bushbuck after saying that normally most animals will try and avoid serious injury in these situations..Murphy as he so often does was about to prove me wrong!

The weaker smaller Bushbuck appeared to be outmatched and probably realised this himself and began to take a submissive posture while trying to beat a hasty retreat. However the soon to be victor filled with what would be only described by one of my guests  as "a vicious rage" would not let the defeated ram off so easy. He began an absolutely insane testosterone driven assault on the rump of the unfortunate victim repeatedly goring him while the savaged ram was trying fruitlessly to evade the spiralled horns. Within a matter of seconds all attention had shifted from the rhino's to the battle, not wanting to move and loose my visual I stayed put and viewed from a distance.  The defeated ram's back legs gave in and collapsed while still propping himself up the enraged Ram was charging in from all sides deeply penetrating the doomed ram in the abdomen eventually tossing him through the air and leaving him upside down with his legs in the air.

Clearly the badly gored ram was on his way out but the adrenaline was surely flowing in the victor and his attacks didn’t stop he kept goring and tossing the nearly dead ram. Eventually the crazed ram withdrew slightly but soon after the victim gave one last muscular twitch and that was enough to send the Tyson of Bushbucks into another frenzy repeatedly taking run up's and deeply goring the dead buck. He relented eventually but did not move out of an attack position within half a meter of the deceased buck for nearly 8 minutes.
This was truly one of my most memorable guiding experiences the raw aggression was really something to behold it left my guests utterly shocked and awed and this from an animal that one of my guests later confessed to thinking looked remarkable like a tame goat at the time.

On a later drive another guest that after seeing a Bushbuck pass by the vehicle asked maybe rather tongue in cheek whether we were safe in the Land Cruiser...HAHAHA point proven....Murder Most Foul indeed!


Friday 8 July 2011

Blondes,Brunettes..and Land Cruisers

As everybody knows the life of a ranger can be hard one! We condend on a daily basis with the worst of the elements..drives in the pouring rain, howling wind, freezing cold early mornings and blistering summer heat. We face flat tyres, slippery roads and adrenaline pumping wildlife encounters!!

Aside from all of the rigourous duties a ranger might face daily there are on the odd occasion opportunities that put it all into perspective why we all have such a high regard and passion for what we do. For the most part these humbling experiences happen while guiding guests into some pretty incredible wildlife and nature sightings. Sometimes these experiences come from "wildlife" of a completly different kind as was the case for me a couple of months ago.

Upon arrving back at the lodge after a few days of leave a fellow ranger commeted to me how much of a lucky bugger I was...feeling a bit confused I enquired as to why this was the case..to wish I got "You have got a FHM shoot coming in at the end of the month!!". As you can well imagine news like this travels through a lodge at a pace and excitement was running at an all time high.
After a long month of putting up with the constant jibes of the ranger team, the 3 lovely models arrived along with their entourage for what promised to be a seriously memorable day or so. For the most part my biggest concern was how I was going to keep the other rangers from disturbing the shoot and keeping them from tailing me on drive. After an early afternoon of scouting for locations the bevy of beauties were adorning my cruiser with some eye candy and we were off for a shoot at various locations across the reserve. The process of these of these shoots was some of the most fun you could ever wish to have in a land cruiser.....well sort of!! It's a great atmosphere with great humour and believe me I can can think of hundreds of worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon! After three shoots with Annique on a picturesque hillside, Tin-Tin around a waterhole with a number of wildebeest looking bewildered (maybe not so dim after all) and Leoni in her zebra lingerie in amongst a herd of pretty curious Zebra we called it a wrap!



After dishing out some sundowner drinks, I couldnt help but look back at the whole scene with the sun setting, the great vibe with great guests and the fantasticly beautiful view (models and landscape) and think to myself what a fantastic privilage it was to experience these things. It goes to show that anytime we get to spend out in the bush doing the job we love should really be appreciated.

...Obviously none of this has to do with my profile pic at the top of the page. As you can see the only thing stopping my smile is my ears.

Now before I seek anymore sympathy I have got 12 Miss Port Elizabeth finaslists arriving soon and I have to prepare.

http://www.fhm.nl/meisjes/1730/buurmeisjes-in-zuid-afrika-achter-de-schermen.aspx

Keith